I've Got An Urge!
Don't worry... It's a clean one!
I've just graduated onto those squishy liquid pillowy things for shoving in your washing machine after years of first washing powder, and then liquid in one of those little ball things...
Anyway, now every time I take one out to put in the washing, I give it a gentle squeeze between my fingers and think how good it would be to set one on the floor, raise my foot and go STOMP... bursting it and making a pretty purple splatter pattern on the linoleum!
But then I think how much of a bitch it would be to clean up all that soapy goo, and I throw it in the washing machine...
I've just graduated onto those squishy liquid pillowy things for shoving in your washing machine after years of first washing powder, and then liquid in one of those little ball things...
Anyway, now every time I take one out to put in the washing, I give it a gentle squeeze between my fingers and think how good it would be to set one on the floor, raise my foot and go STOMP... bursting it and making a pretty purple splatter pattern on the linoleum!
But then I think how much of a bitch it would be to clean up all that soapy goo, and I throw it in the washing machine...
Am I the only one who has this urge? (Somehow I suspect I am...)
3 comments:
Oh no, I get urges like that as well...I used to use those and get that urge as well!
lol! I used to get that with those bath oils that were in the soluble balls. Until one day when I couldn't resist it ended in me having to go and buy a picture to cover up the area of wallpaper that got the full blast!
Thank god I'm not alone!
I feel better now...
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