Further to your comment, we at ACME plc are pleased to inform you that your donation has been re-routed to us, in order to fund further research and development of our patented exploding bird seed.
As you will be aware from our promotional videos starring Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner, initial test batches of this product were not entirely successful, but ACME are confident that the new recipe will lead to many more exploding chickens.
Paxo has agreed to be a test subject for the new recipe bird seed (well, he doesn't actually know he's agreed), and feeding of the new, improved bird seed will commence shortly.
Please keep sponsoring our worthwhile endeavours for all of chickenkind.
Thank you.
The Directors of ACME plc.
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