... is always when I'm at my funniest and most creative.
I was sitting at work this morning, when suddenly into my head popped the following thought:
" 'Pills, Chills And Bellyaches' - THAT's what I should have called the post that I unimaginitively called 'Urgh!' on Thursday! That would have been a great title! Damn... why didn't I think of it at the time? "
It's true... I always think of the wittiest things to say when it's far too late, and the moment's long gone. If I could time travel, I'd be a real hoot, trust me!
Anyway, I've just come online to do the birthday spot, and blurb a bit about my day (which wasn't much to write home about), while my chocolate beer (yeah... not sure about that one either) is chilling in the fridge. It's now quarter past 9, and any minute now the alarm on my phone is going to go to tell me "Guilty Pleasures" is coming on ITV in 15 minutes - I only caught a trailer for this at my brother's, but it seems to be current "credible" music stars covering old cheese... I'm going to be in Heaven!
No alarm yet... clock on my phone must be slow... or else clock on my computer's fast...
Anyway, I'll potter here for another 5 - 10 mins after the alarm does finally go, and then I'll open my beer and nuke my chicken kor... JESUS! Fucking alarm! I nearly shit myself!
Sorry... as I was saying... I'll nuke my chicken korma, and then I've got a bit of Orkney Fudge Cheesecake for pud. What more do you need on a Saturday night?
Oh - I meant to tell you what was the high point of my day in the shop yesterday... It was taking 2 boxes of 1000 paperclips, and making them into 20 bags of paperclips! And, yes, the customers did give me abuse about doing it - one even asking if I was on piece rate for doing it!
Right, 20 past 9, and I'm going to format this and then bugger off.
See ya!
I was sitting at work this morning, when suddenly into my head popped the following thought:
" 'Pills, Chills And Bellyaches' - THAT's what I should have called the post that I unimaginitively called 'Urgh!' on Thursday! That would have been a great title! Damn... why didn't I think of it at the time? "
It's true... I always think of the wittiest things to say when it's far too late, and the moment's long gone. If I could time travel, I'd be a real hoot, trust me!
Anyway, I've just come online to do the birthday spot, and blurb a bit about my day (which wasn't much to write home about), while my chocolate beer (yeah... not sure about that one either) is chilling in the fridge. It's now quarter past 9, and any minute now the alarm on my phone is going to go to tell me "Guilty Pleasures" is coming on ITV in 15 minutes - I only caught a trailer for this at my brother's, but it seems to be current "credible" music stars covering old cheese... I'm going to be in Heaven!
No alarm yet... clock on my phone must be slow... or else clock on my computer's fast...
Anyway, I'll potter here for another 5 - 10 mins after the alarm does finally go, and then I'll open my beer and nuke my chicken kor... JESUS! Fucking alarm! I nearly shit myself!
Sorry... as I was saying... I'll nuke my chicken korma, and then I've got a bit of Orkney Fudge Cheesecake for pud. What more do you need on a Saturday night?
Oh - I meant to tell you what was the high point of my day in the shop yesterday... It was taking 2 boxes of 1000 paperclips, and making them into 20 bags of paperclips! And, yes, the customers did give me abuse about doing it - one even asking if I was on piece rate for doing it!
Right, 20 past 9, and I'm going to format this and then bugger off.
See ya!
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