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Try this without looking at the answers : No cheating either! 1) Pick your Favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then ...

Of all the jokes I've seen / heard so far about the pandemic-or-not, this is my favourite...

One of these "I really shouldn't laugh" jokes... Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the pub...

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the...

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a tree falling . A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said 'We did...

Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5...

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an underco...

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What...

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just...

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old d...

Day 2 of the nicked jokes from The Orkney Forum... My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending mone...

Someone on a locally-based forum shared a stack of very funny (some non-PC, so apologies if you're offended) jokes, so I'm nicking t...

I'm at work (alone, and in all day again today (still only part-time during the week, coz I've still got a bandage and a stupid ...

Got these in an email... so if you're offended, it's not my fault! A guy with a very long cock marries a virgin woman. Not wanting t...

Viki had left this one for me this morning... Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to you to enquiry about the possibilities of getting childcare al...

An oldie-but-goodie... If Pets Kept Diaries... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary * 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! * 9:30 am - A car r...

Fruit Polos A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year school children, using a bowl of fruit Polos. He gave all...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was...