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... people are starting to get that "summer" vibe here in Orkney, and all of a sudden my dodgy leg is back in a compression bandag...

Die By The Evil Little Fuckwits We Saw Last Night . First, a recommendation... tonight we tried swordfish for the first time ever, and it is...

Jade Goody: The Musical WTF???? I can just see it now... some reject from the Essex heats for Pop Idol gets the part... cue a darkened stage...

Do you get the impression I'm a little hormonal? Promise I'm not really... It is safe to approach me without me turning purple, biti...

Why is it every time I buy a tube of Fruit Pastilles (which I'm in an "Addicted to" phase), I open them, and there are hardly ...

... our local council, my bank (but less so) and the w***ers at TV Licensing will be first against the wall! Okay, starting the saga with th...

This story has just sickened me so much today: Aussie Boy Goes On Animal Killing Spree At Zoo It's disgusting that he can do something l...

Not that my life has been funny for a long time, but at the moment it is going down the toilet fast! Let's see, some of the pertinent ev...

Two things (apart from having to work) that are hacking me off this morning: 1. Our tinpot local radio station has just played that bloody s...

For my boss, and anyone else who might have any doubts, I am just that! So the remarks about "Green Cards", "Civil Partnershi...

But not in antici........................... pation... Not after reading this story: BBC News: Rocky Horror Movie To Be Remade NOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Stupid god-damn useless heap of crap computer!!!! Tonight it has been running like an arthritic snail with a heart problem, and both iTunes ...

My weekend actually started with a bit of excitement - I came home after doing my shopping and there was a " We tried to deliver a pack...

Okay, okay - It's not quite as bad as that! I just liked that smiley! But I was forced into going to the doctor today with the sore bit ...

... down the toilet does my life have to go before it starts coming up again? There's a lot going on that I've not been telling you...

Unfortunately, this Friday (er... tomorrow) is *gulp*... Let's start my woes with the weather and my washing... I hung out some washin...

Friday, Saturday and today we've been stock-taking... and for the first time ever, I've been involved in the actual counting of stuf...

... goes to those gits at BT who are messing me about over trying to get my phone number transferred to the new house! I phoned them before...

Another 8am start today, because 2 of our staff were away (not bad, you might think - but that only leaves 2... to look after 2 places... an...

That's me today, as you'll no doubt suss out from the tone of the posts. Woke up feeling really tired still, and really didn't w...