From A Friend... I Don't Know Why She Thought Of Me!

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .

· You answer the door before people knock.
· You ski uphill.
· You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
· You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
· The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
· Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
· You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
· Cocaine is a downer.
· You don't sweat, you percolate.
· You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
· Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
· Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
· You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
· You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
· You don't get mad, you get steamed.
· You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Right, just off to put the kettle on!