"The fairies only left Orkney when folk stopped seekin' them" - Anonymous Orcadian
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Friday, July 20, 2007

The Musical Interlude...

Subtitled: Pottery!

In honour of all the fools getting worked up because the last Harry Potter book is finally launched tonight, and all the great secrecy and stupidity, here's my take on the matter... I mean, come on... it's only a bloody book! Is it really necessary for all the cloak & dagger stuff to get the books to the shops? And all the carry on over who dies - No one... IT'S A BOOK! IT'S NOT REAL!

Julie, I hope your launch party goes well and lots of idiots... sorry, fans... come and buy the book... It's nearly over now, hunny...

The Sundays and "Here's Where The Story Ends"...

The Futureheads and "Skip To The End"... Listen to the start of this - It's quite appropriate...

Oh, and I know who's dead.... It's Moaning Myrtle...

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