Born To... Err... Rock...?

Jan. 19th, 1946 - Dolly Parton is born...

Now, she has her knockers (fnarr, fnarr), but she has got a great voice, powered by her impressive pair of... lungs (fnyurk, fnyurk) and she's kept abreast (harr, harr, harr) of female country stars for many, many years now, so titter ye not, missus! (Why do I appear to have been possessed by the ghosts of Sid James and Frankie Howerd for this post!?)

"Chest - Sorry - Just When I Needed You Most"...