Joke Of The Day...
Some clean, some dirty, all funny... or your money back! *
Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth & nose.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says "There is nothing wrong with them, sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that... It was just wonderful, but listen very very closely and carefully... Are - my - test - res - ults - back?"
Thank you very much! I'm here all week! Try the fish!
Man in hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth & nose.
"Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says "There is nothing wrong with them, sir."
Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that... It was just wonderful, but listen very very closely and carefully... Are - my - test - res - ults - back?"
Thank you very much! I'm here all week! Try the fish!
* Disclaimer: Management reserves the right to refuse refund.
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