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Monday, July 21, 2008

Joke Of The Day...

Borrowed from SausageNet Forums:

An old man is talked in to going to the Dr's for the first time in years.

A little bit scared he asks his wife to come in to the Dr's room with him.

The doctor examines him and says: "I need a urine sample, a faeces sample, a sweat sample and a semen sample."

The old man is a little hard of hearing and asks his wife to repeat what the Dr said.

She turns to him and says, "He wants your undies, Dear!"

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