Joke Of The Day...
2 Mexicans are lost in the desert, and hungry, and they see a tree in the distance.
As they get closer to it, they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon... smoked, crispy, juicy bacon.
"Hey, Pepe," says the first, "ees a bacon tree, we r saved!", then runs to the tree.
As he gets within 5 feet of it, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets.
Second Mexican shouts, "Hey, what happened?"
With his last, dying breath, Pepe shouts "Run, amigo... ees not a bacon tree... ees a ham bush!"
As they get closer to it, they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon... smoked, crispy, juicy bacon.
"Hey, Pepe," says the first, "ees a bacon tree, we r saved!", then runs to the tree.
As he gets within 5 feet of it, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets.
Second Mexican shouts, "Hey, what happened?"
With his last, dying breath, Pepe shouts "Run, amigo... ees not a bacon tree... ees a ham bush!"
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