The Joke Spot...

Nicked off of The Porkadian Forum (where anarchy and bad taste abound, and where new members are sacrificed daily... er... made very welcome!), and not at all politically correct... but very funny!

One day a midget walked into the doctors surgery, sat down and waited to go in.

When she got in to see the doctor the doctor said "Hi there, what can I do for you?"

"Well," the midget said "for some reason every time it rains I get a really sore pussy, never any other time, just when it rains."

"Hmmmm..." the doctor said, "take your trousers down and I'll have a look."

After a couple o minutes he had a blank expression on his face.

"I cant see anything," he said. "Tell you what, come back next time it's raining and your pussy's sore again."

Away the midget went.

A few days later it was pissing down with rain and the midget's pussy was really sore so she went straight to the doctor, and got rushed straight in.

"It's really sore again," she said.

"Okay," said the doctor, "I'll have another look." and down he went.

"Hmm, aah, yes I see." he muttered, picking up a scalpel and starting to cut away.

A few minutes went by and he stood up, "Right, try standing up and see what happens."

The midget stood up... "WOW!" she said, "That's great! What did you do??"

"No bother," the doctor said, "I just took an inch off your rubber boots!!"

See... told you you would laugh!