Joke Of The Day...
This appeared in an email today:
What Men Say - And What They Really Mean
"I cant find it anywhere!"
It doesnt come to me by itself, so am totally helpless!
"Shall I help u make the dinner?"
Why the hell isnt the dinner on the table yet??
"It would be difficult to explain!"
I have no idea how it works.
"I have done a lot of sports today!"
Remote control doesnt work, so i had to change channels manually!
"We are late!"
Finally I have reason why I drive like a maniac.
"Relax a little, you work too hard!"
I cant hear the match coz of the stupid hoover.
"This is interesting, honey"
Havent u finished yet?
"Honey, I dont think we should prove to each other how much we love each other"
I forgot our anniversary... again!
"It was a really good film!"
There were shooting, car chasing and naked women!
"I help a lot with the housework"
Once I threw my dirty towel very close to the laundry bag.
"Hey! I had a reason to do that!"
I vvv hope a sensible reason will come to my mind vvv soon!
"You look wonderful in this dress!"
PLEASE hurry, I am starving!
"I have missed you!"
I cant find my clean socks, the kids are hungry and I have run out of loo paper!
"We share the housework"
I make the dirt, and she cleans.
What Men Say - And What They Really Mean
"I cant find it anywhere!"
It doesnt come to me by itself, so am totally helpless!
"Shall I help u make the dinner?"
Why the hell isnt the dinner on the table yet??
"It would be difficult to explain!"
I have no idea how it works.
"I have done a lot of sports today!"
Remote control doesnt work, so i had to change channels manually!
"We are late!"
Finally I have reason why I drive like a maniac.
"Relax a little, you work too hard!"
I cant hear the match coz of the stupid hoover.
"This is interesting, honey"
Havent u finished yet?
"Honey, I dont think we should prove to each other how much we love each other"
I forgot our anniversary... again!
"It was a really good film!"
There were shooting, car chasing and naked women!
"I help a lot with the housework"
Once I threw my dirty towel very close to the laundry bag.
"Hey! I had a reason to do that!"
I vvv hope a sensible reason will come to my mind vvv soon!
"You look wonderful in this dress!"
PLEASE hurry, I am starving!
"I have missed you!"
I cant find my clean socks, the kids are hungry and I have run out of loo paper!
"We share the housework"
I make the dirt, and she cleans.
3 comments:
Dammit I want to comment on this thread....but..he's taller than me...and he will clump me if i do!!! as soon as he learns how to read these comments!
Then maybe my next post should be a lesson in how to comment and read what other people have commented?
Just to be helpful, you understand...?
Noooooo!....Todays lesson is how to use web messenger from an internet cafe...I hope...Although it's gone 5.00am..and he doesn;t appear to have logged on yet.....Nevermind 1 week....and I've already started adding up how many tickles he gets as punishment for certain things!
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