Joke Of The Day...

Got sent these in an email this morning:

A boy goes to a girl at the disco.
- Hi, do you want to play magician?
- What's that?
- We'll go to my place, I'll fuck you and then you'll disappear.

Earlier girls could cook like their mother. Now they can drink like their father.

If a man buys flowers for his wife without a reason, there must be a reason for that.

He was such a grumpy man that he had his gravestone carved "What the fuck are you staring at?"

66% of mankind cant count properly! Imagine, almost half of them!

The most genius guy was the inventor of the loo. He didn't take measurements from anyone, still his invention is suitable for everyone.

So you say I'm secretive?? Maybe yes, maybe no.

I have a T-shirt with the slogan "LOSER" printed on in big letters. If only I knew why it cost 100 pounds!

These days the biggest problem is that no one wants to take responsibility for his words. But if anyone asks you didn't hear it from me....

For the old work comes with less pleasure and pleasure comes with more work. (Al Pacino!!!)

Statistics is when mathematics reveals if I have constipation for seven days, then diarrhea for seven days, my digestion is simply perfect.