Bonus Joke Of The Day...
Viki had left this one for me this morning...
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to you to enquiry about the possibilities of getting childcare allowance.
I got married in 1962. I married a widow who has already had a daughter. My father often visited us, which ended up him marrying my stepdaughter.
After this, of course, my stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. My father's wife, who is my stepdaughter and my mother at the same time, had a son. According to this, I am his stepbrother, since I am the husband of my stepdaughter's mother, so obviously my wife became my grandmother.
In the meantime, we had a son with my wife too, who became my father's brother-in-law and my uncle at the same time, since if my stepmother's brother is my son, then I am my own grandfather!
I would like to know if I can have childcare allowance for my son-and-uncle. I am looking forward to your reply.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to you to enquiry about the possibilities of getting childcare allowance.
I got married in 1962. I married a widow who has already had a daughter. My father often visited us, which ended up him marrying my stepdaughter.
After this, of course, my stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. My father's wife, who is my stepdaughter and my mother at the same time, had a son. According to this, I am his stepbrother, since I am the husband of my stepdaughter's mother, so obviously my wife became my grandmother.
In the meantime, we had a son with my wife too, who became my father's brother-in-law and my uncle at the same time, since if my stepmother's brother is my son, then I am my own grandfather!
I would like to know if I can have childcare allowance for my son-and-uncle. I am looking forward to your reply.
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