"The fairies only left Orkney when folk stopped seekin' them" - Anonymous Orcadian
"Never be afraid to seek" - Ally

Monday, December 22, 2008

Joke Of The Day...

Got these in an email... so if you're offended, it's not my fault!

A guy with a very long cock marries a virgin woman. Not wanting to shock his new wife, he said he would show "it" to her step by step.

The wife laid down on the bed and she saw 16cms of her husband's cock at the open door.

"Are you nervous yet?" he asked.
"No, I am ok." replied his blushing bride.

Another 8 cms can be seen at the door.

"Are you still all right?" he enquired, lovingly.
"Yes, darling" came the reply.

Another 3 cms.

"And now?" he asked.
"I am not worried yet" said his wife.

"Ok, then I'll start coming up on the stairs..."

Guy at the doctor.

"Doc, my wife is pregnant, and I would like to know what position is the safest during sex."

"Well... during the first few months you can do it they way you like."

"Okay, Doc."

"At the second part of the pregnancy I suggest doggy position."

"And in the later months?"

"Towards the end of pregnancy I suggest wolf position."

The man looks puzzled...

"What is it? Never heard of it."

"You sit by the hole and howl."


Viki said...

If only I knew where you get these dirty jokes from! :O

AllyBally said...

Sumday I will tell u... but nem I will share the dirtiest wuns with u!

Vvvvvvvvvv my "source" has a dirty mind!