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Too much alcohol last night, only getting to bed at 2o'clock in the morning, and having to work today? You get me clutching a bottle of ...

going out on a Friday night when I'm working on Saturday! moar funny pictures Viki and I went out for a bar meal last night (it's ou...

It really, really isn't a good idea to go out on a Friday night when you're working the next day! Viki & I went out for a meal l...

Okay... so after our meal last night, I decided (since I had a proper shoe on and looked "normal") that we would go for a drink af...

that's bashing the side of my head with a sledgehammer, that he's made his point, and he can stop now, thanks very much! Ohmygod... ...

Not working today (but working Easter Monday) so went out with Viki for something cheap(ish) and cheerful at our local pizza place and then ...

Only one more sleep until Viki arrives! So I'm sat here (when I really should be hoovering, or cleaning the loo, or dusting the cat) wit...

more animals It's half past 8, I've been at work half an hour, but I'm really not awake yet... not until the coffee that I'm...

Yes, several things: 1. A pizza for tonight. 2. A bottle of cheap (and probably horrid) sangria. 3. " Casualty " on telly tonight....

... is always when I'm at my funniest and most creative. I was sitting at work this morning, when suddenly into my head popped the follo...

Last night, after a long and boring day in the shop, I went out with a couple of lasses to a hotel in Stromness (Orkney's 2nd town), whe...

Well, after the complete and utter fuck-up that was my simulation on Friday morning, I went down to my brother's, coz I had the rest of ...

Been at work today all alone, up at the store, from ( beep ) 8o'clock this morning... and it's been one of those days where it's...