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"Whooooooooooooooooooo?", I hear you cry... Red Adair And then I hear you cry "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"... Well, pull u...

Having a flatmate who works for a local shellfish producer (who just so happens to supply crab and all to the likes of Marks & Spencer (...

Nope... decided I don't like the Tesco "Sushi". Ate the fishie bits, but most of the rice is still here. Won't be buying i...

Okay, can someone answer me this? How can Tesco Sushi be sushi when it declares in small print on the packaging that it "Contains No R...

Okay... so after our meal last night, I decided (since I had a proper shoe on and looked "normal") that we would go for a drink af...

Die By The Evil Little Fuckwits We Saw Last Night . First, a recommendation... tonight we tried swordfish for the first time ever, and it is...

more animals It's half past 8, I've been at work half an hour, but I'm really not awake yet... not until the coffee that I'm...

Two things (apart from having to work) that are hacking me off this morning: 1. Our tinpot local radio station has just played that bloody s...

Yes, several things: 1. A pizza for tonight. 2. A bottle of cheap (and probably horrid) sangria. 3. " Casualty " on telly tonight....

... is always when I'm at my funniest and most creative. I was sitting at work this morning, when suddenly into my head popped the follo...

Last night, after a long and boring day in the shop, I went out with a couple of lasses to a hotel in Stromness (Orkney's 2nd town), whe...

... chewing my nuts. BRAZIL nuts, that is... I'm not THAT flexible (nor am I a hermaphrodite)! Oh, and not your chocolate-covered ones ...

… to be cheerful – 131 – The number of £’s I won on the lottery on Saturday night… 4 numbers for the first time ever, and a pick 2, match ...

The rich, fertile land of Orkney, and the seas surrounding, produce food that's exported all over the world and enjoyed in top restauran...