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One of these "I really shouldn't laugh" jokes... Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the pub...

Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the...

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a tree falling . A spokesman for the Birmingham Council said 'We did...

Asian Minorities in the UK have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5...

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an underco...

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What...

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just...

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old d...

Day 2 of the nicked jokes from The Orkney Forum... My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending mone...

Someone on a locally-based forum shared a stack of very funny (some non-PC, so apologies if you're offended) jokes, so I'm nicking t...