And Another Thing...

It's May Holiday on Monday, and out of 5 staff in our happy little operation, who gets the day off...

Flunky? - Yep, he'd already booked off Monday - Wednesday.
Shopgirl? - Yes, she's got a weekend on the lash planned, so she's off on Monday to recover...
Boss' Wife? - She's having the day off...
Me? - Not bloody likely... The boss is coming in, so I have to as well...

He's not decided yet if I'll be in the shop or up here.

I asked why we didn't just close, and his answer was "If you have nothing to do, THEN you can have a day off."