Flunky Logic
You didn't remind me about Flunky and Barbecue Chicken Pizza!
But here's the tale... and a great example of Flunky Logic...
Flunky was complaining on Monday that he was - ahem, how can I put this politely? - suffering with a galloping dose of the squits... but that he knew what had caused them... the night before he'd had a couple of slices of barbecue chicken pizza for his tea after a stag weekend on the skite - despite the fact that he knows that barbecue chicken pizza often has that effect on him...
And then, to make matters worse, he informed us that there was still most of the offending pizza left, and what was he going to do with it? Yep, eat it! And why? "Coz ah'm no goin' tae waste it!"
Honestly... What can you say?
(Incidentally, he didn't have the shits Tuesday).
But here's the tale... and a great example of Flunky Logic...
Flunky was complaining on Monday that he was - ahem, how can I put this politely? - suffering with a galloping dose of the squits... but that he knew what had caused them... the night before he'd had a couple of slices of barbecue chicken pizza for his tea after a stag weekend on the skite - despite the fact that he knows that barbecue chicken pizza often has that effect on him...
And then, to make matters worse, he informed us that there was still most of the offending pizza left, and what was he going to do with it? Yep, eat it! And why? "Coz ah'm no goin' tae waste it!"
Honestly... What can you say?
(Incidentally, he didn't have the shits Tuesday).
2 comments:
I'd love to hear yon Flunky pontificate about life, the youniverse & everything, Ally - it sounds like he sounds like Rab C.Nesbitt on acid!
It sounds like yon Flunky sounds like Rab C.Nesbitt on LSD, Ally! It'd be amusing to listen to him for 33 1/3 mins (but not every day!)
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