"The fairies only left Orkney when folk stopped seekin' them" - Anonymous Orcadian
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Here Comes The Science Bit...

My Dear Blog Readers, you join me at the zenith of a new dawn in scientific research (nope, I've no idea what I mean either, but it sounds good)...

Still on the subject of Kiwi fruit, and a total coincidence occurred tonight... years ago, our Somerfield store (or probably Prestos as it was in those days) once had a different breed of Kiwi fruit, which were not so hairy, and had a more gold coloured flesh than the usual green ones... and for some reason I could eat them, and I didn't end up trying to shove my finger halfway past my epiglottis to scratch the roof of my mouth for the hour afterwards.

Well, I was in Lidl tonight, and they had gold Kiwi fruit! So I bought some.

I'm now sat here about to subject myself to a science experiment... my tools are around me - a napkin, a teaspoon, a sharp knife, and a Kiwi fruit...

At worst, I'm going to be sat here typing one-handed as I try to scratch somewhere in the region of my brainstem, and at best, I might have a second one!

Wish me luck, guys!

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