The (B)Advent Calendar - Dec 24
No, really... it IS Christmas Eve... honestly!
And my final picture represents a familiar pastime for Christmas Eve... Trying to speed-defrost the turkey!
There's bound to be folk all over the turkey-eating world with their still-frozen bird sitting in the bath of hot water... or with a hairdryer rammed up its arse on full heat!
And my final picture represents a familiar pastime for Christmas Eve... Trying to speed-defrost the turkey!
There's bound to be folk all over the turkey-eating world with their still-frozen bird sitting in the bath of hot water... or with a hairdryer rammed up its arse on full heat!
And then Christmas Day there will be families sitting down to tinned stew with all the trimmings because their turkey's still a semi-frozen lump.
Oh, and Cheeky... I want me chocolate back!
No comments:
Post a Comment