The (B)Advent Calendar - Dec 7th...

Today's holiday horror are those people who try to cram every spare frigging centimetre of their house exterior and garden with every possible tacky Christmas figurine and decoration that they can... and then eat up half the bloody National Grid to light them all up!

You know the ones I mean... they add something new every year just in case there's not enough tack there already - and it's a pretty fair bet their house will be visible from space with all the light pollution emanating from it... and it costs them the national debt of a small country just to keep the whole thing lit.

I work for one of them...