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The Island
Due to a ship wreck, the following group of people arrived in an amazing, lonely island:
Two Italian men and an Italian woman.
Two French men and a French woman.
Two German men and a German woman.
Two Greek men and a Greek woman.
Two English men and an English woman.
Two Bulgarian men and a Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and a Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and a Chinese woman.
Two American men and an American woman.
Two Australian men and an Australian woman.
Two New Zealander men and a New Zealander woman.
Two Irish men and an Irish woman.
Spending a month on the island, the following weird things can be noticed:
One of the Italian guys killed the other to have the Italian woman.
The two French guys made a piquant ménage à trois with the French woman.
The two German guys sleep with the German woman according to a precise, weekly schedule.
The two Greek guys sleep with each other, while the Greek woman is cooking for them.
The two English guys are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian guys were watching the endless ocean for ages, then were watching the Bulgarian woman for ages... before finally they started to swim.
The two Japanese guys asked for instruction via fax from Tokyo.
The two Chinese guys founded a restaurant-laundry-supermarket kinda shop, then got the Chinese woman pregnant to have enough staff.
The two American guys are at the edge of suicide, coz the American woman has been complaining she cant talk to her psychologist, how will they share the housework, comparing the two guys to her previous boyfriend, she is not respected, she has a terrible relationship with her mother, and she looks fat compared to the palm trees.
The two Australian guys are fighting to each other, while the Australian woman is flirting with other guys.
The New Zealanders are searching for sheep on the island.
The Irish divided the island to north and south, and then opened a distillery. They don't remember sex, coz coconut schnapps was too strong and rotted their brains, but they are happy coz the English don't feel well.
Due to a ship wreck, the following group of people arrived in an amazing, lonely island:
Two Italian men and an Italian woman.
Two French men and a French woman.
Two German men and a German woman.
Two Greek men and a Greek woman.
Two English men and an English woman.
Two Bulgarian men and a Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and a Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and a Chinese woman.
Two American men and an American woman.
Two Australian men and an Australian woman.
Two New Zealander men and a New Zealander woman.
Two Irish men and an Irish woman.
Spending a month on the island, the following weird things can be noticed:
One of the Italian guys killed the other to have the Italian woman.
The two French guys made a piquant ménage à trois with the French woman.
The two German guys sleep with the German woman according to a precise, weekly schedule.
The two Greek guys sleep with each other, while the Greek woman is cooking for them.
The two English guys are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian guys were watching the endless ocean for ages, then were watching the Bulgarian woman for ages... before finally they started to swim.
The two Japanese guys asked for instruction via fax from Tokyo.
The two Chinese guys founded a restaurant-laundry-supermarket kinda shop, then got the Chinese woman pregnant to have enough staff.
The two American guys are at the edge of suicide, coz the American woman has been complaining she cant talk to her psychologist, how will they share the housework, comparing the two guys to her previous boyfriend, she is not respected, she has a terrible relationship with her mother, and she looks fat compared to the palm trees.
The two Australian guys are fighting to each other, while the Australian woman is flirting with other guys.
The New Zealanders are searching for sheep on the island.
The Irish divided the island to north and south, and then opened a distillery. They don't remember sex, coz coconut schnapps was too strong and rotted their brains, but they are happy coz the English don't feel well.
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