ROFLMAO!

I've just been chatting to a Sausage who's phone has been ringing me for the last 20 minutes or so and leaving 4 minute long silent(ish) voice mail messages!

After the initial shock of seeing "***** - Mobile calling" come up on the screen of my phone, I answered it, and could hear handbag noises (so that narrows down the sex of the person). So I realised what had happened, and followed the same procedure that we do when one of the sparkies doesn't lock their phone in their pocket and ends up phoning us, running off with all their credit and tying up our phoneline for 10 minutes:

1. Shout "Hello! Helloooooooooooooooo! I'm in your phone! Help!"
2. Whistle as loud as possible (which in my case sounded like an asthmatic snake after they've just climbed up a hill).
3. Bash the phone off the desk so the person on the other end hears knocking.
4. Hang up.

Damn phone immediately called me back! And kept calling! And then when I tried to ignore the calls, the voice mail messages started!

So I tried emailing the person in question... which they got, but too late...

In the end, I had to phone THEM... and was greeted by a very cheery (and slightly embarrassed) "Hello!" and several "Sorry"s!

So, *****, if you read this - It was good to hear your voice, and you brightened up my dull afternoon!