Just Call Me "Cool Hand Ally"
LOL... Last night Viki taught me how to play poker (which I've never really played before... I have a vague memory of my brother explaining it to me when I was a kid, but I wouldn't even have been 10 year old) - and I took all her matches... not once, but twice!
So, to Viki (who is taking revenge on me already, and vowing to beat me in the grudge match tonight), I say...
So, to Viki (who is taking revenge on me already, and vowing to beat me in the grudge match tonight), I say...
And a song just for her... "Ace Of Spades" by Motörhead...
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To all the people who haven't played cards with Ally yet...
1. Never!! believe her innocent face! No matter how heart breaking she is looking at you!
2. God, watch her hands! And check the floor!! There can be hidden matches there...
3. You can't read her face!
4. Do the opposite what her face tells you! She is a genius of bluffs!
5. If you still have doubts, ask her to shuffle the cards!!! :O
Ally... be prepared that I will win even your socks tonight! But I can lend you a pair... :PPPPPP
LOL! Wot can I say...? I guess I woz just vvvvvvvvv lucky last nite!
And, no thanks 2 the sox... I've just had the chemical warfare guys in 2 destroy the one u planted in my bag... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuj!
Luck?! Your confident face made me quit all the time! And the other way round! Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv snik!
Vvvvvv hope my sock is ok! Gonna wear it tonight... maybe the strong smell will make you dizzy and I can win! (pathetic, but is the only way i have chance against her!)
If u wanna wear ur sock tonight, first u must rescue it from the top of the lamp-post outside my office!
Chemical guys put it there 2 de-smell...
Mivan! Nem! Wanna it back! Otherwise... remember the game I was playing when u arrived? :O Vvvvvvvvvv it gave me lots of nu ideas...
Mivan!
But:
1. nem I have baby
2. nem I have car keys
3. nem I have coffee machine (but wanna)
4. nem I have cornflakes at breakfast
5. nem I read newspaper
Blee!
But:
1. you do have house keys
2. you do have kettle (forbid coff mach)
3. you do have coffee for breakfast
4. you do read magazines
5. gonna buy a cactus today
Blee!
And now am goin to luk for my rubber. Gonna make RDJ vvvvvvv slapfaceguy on Iron Man dvd cover.
1. gulp
2. eeek
3. forbid u 2 buy decaff coffee... fuj!
4. mivan!
5. lol... nem it will survive long. I can kill even cactusses!
Forbid! Nem u can destroy RDJ!
Mission completed.
RDJ is slaphead.
Is okay... my love is strong enuf 2 survive slapheadness.
At least he is nem so old as ur guys! Fuj!
So cute and innocent...
But I meant I have turned him into Kojak! Literally.
You will see later. :)
Okay... NOW I am scared!
Wot have u done 2 my baby?
I gave him style. :)
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!!!!!
U must trust my taste....! He luks gorgeous now. Promise.
xxxx
The words Kojak and gorgeous nem belong in a sentence together!
You'll see they do! :))))))))))))
Wanna u 2 go out pls... I nem trust u in the house alone all day!
U have 2 much chance 4 sniks!
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