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Saturday, January 03, 2009

The Chips Are Down

There's been a couple of nights of poker in the tournament between me & Viki again, with the poker chips that we bought with some of the money that we got from my brother at Christmas this time, and not matches...

But of course, one thing hasn't changed... I'm still winning!

The score is now:

18 - 13

in my favour... although Viki has managed to claw one back (well, I have to let her win occasionally).

29 comments:

Viki said...

My winning was really luck coz u had bin hiding a chip under the heater and who knows what else... dont u think it was not obvious when u had a straight (without changing cards) after my cigi break??? (grin)

AllyBally said...

Vvvvvvvvvv that's a lie!

I think U dropped the chip on the way out for ur cigi break... It must have fallen out of the turn-up of ur jeans...

Viki said...

I was wearing a skirt............ lalalalala!!!! And vvvvvvvvvvvvv u blamed me to hide the chip! Mivan! :O Boxi!

AllyBally said...

Hah! U think I am goldfish!?

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvv I remember u were wearing jeans!

And I remember they had gud pockets if u wanted 2 hide sumthing in them.... like an ace, for example?

Viki said...

I was just testin u! And I didnt blame u for the missin aces... ahhhhham!!!
And remember when there were two piles of green chips and urs was much higher than mine and u said it's equal????

AllyBally said...

Juj! Lalala...

And u still owe me a chip from when u gave me change, and I only got 9 chips and nem 10.

Remember, I counted them to prove it to you...?

Viki said...

Not fair using ur accountanting while playing poker! But I can count till ten (with help) so dont try to cheat! Mivan!

AllyBally said...

"With help"? Lol...

Then next time I will ask for 20 chips, and u will need to remove ur sox to count them!

*sniff*

Or maybe not...

Viki said...

I will steal ur calculator, wont trust u again!
And sniffin my fit u will b disc, not me... I am immune (to my fitsmell, not to urs) :)))))) Bli!

AllyBally said...

Not fair! This is ur greatest weapon!

If u wanna beat me, u shud store the cards in ur sox for a week before we play next.

Nem I will b able to concentrate!

AllyBally said...

And vvvvvvvvvvv this will b the only way u can win!

Viki said...

The only way??? Remember, I cant let u win all the time. I am good hearted, but I must make a limit. :)
There is an old Chinese (???) saying "It is not charity"... so I wont need to use the fitsmell... (juj!)

AllyBally said...

Vvvvvvvv these ancient Chinese (???) had wisdom!

And as for "letting" me win... vvvvvv u r a good actress coz ur losing "performance" woz so convincing u shud b nominated 4 an Oscar!

AllyBally said...

(And vvvvvvvvvv u hav more chance of winning an Oscar than of winning a game of poker)

Viki said...

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mivan!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am shocked!!! Really! Stop neesterin behind me!
I will go and have a cigi now. This is ur fault! Maybe a real one! (JOKE!!!) (lalala) (pusza?)

AllyBally said...

Juj!

Vvvvvvvvvvv I am sobbin coz I upset u... Promise I will let u win the next 2 games of poker as compensation if u only hav a roll-up...

And I nem even hav my fingers xed behind me... Vvvvvv u can trust me...

Viki said...

I will have a roll-up, and I will make one for u too to help process the fact u will b beaten cruelly!

I am so susp that I am not convinced u nem had xd fingers even if I saw u typin! Nem I trust u! SNIK!

AllyBally said...

Fuj!

Nem I wanna fuj cigi!

Unless u fill the cigipaper with coffee, and I can smoke that?

Viki said...

I always think u have reached the level of unbeatable snikness, but I'm always wrong! NEEEEEEEEEEEM!
The ansa is NEM!!!!!! Unless decaff, u can smoke that. Are u touched by my care? :)

AllyBally said...

Then this wud b like me replacing the rest of ur cigis with nicotine patches (the vvvvvvvvvvv weakest ones, of course).

Vvvvvvvvvv u hav a deal!

Viki said...

Nem I wanna sticky fujthings! Rather wanna the nicotine dose they include and roll it up :)
Rememba... it is me who generally makes the mornin coff. :)))))

AllyBally said...

Not any more!

And I will take the coffee jar to bed with me just 2 b safe!

Viki said...

Too late. (satanic grin) :D

AllyBally said...

Mivan! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

Vvvvvvvv I wondered why I woz sleepy at work 2day... I thot it woz just Flunky being boring!

Viki said...

Nem I shud tell u the sicret, but I cant kip it for me...
Decaff coff makes u blurpie a LOT! So if u experience ag like that.... LALALA!!! Pusza?!

AllyBally said...

Does that explain the blurps in my ear?

I nem knew I woz ventriloquist and cud throw my blurps!

Viki said...

Sorry, cant hear wot u say coz there is too much noise goin on!! (Fuj!) Decaffcoff is workin in u! Mivanbocicul!

AllyBally said...

Idegmivansigh

I give up!

Vvvvvvvv u can win every game of poker, just nem take away my coff!

Viki said...

I knu! Boci! GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!