ROFLMAO!

I've just been chatting to a Sausage who's phone has been ringing me for the last 20 minutes or so and leaving 4 minute long silent(ish) voice mail messages!

After the initial shock of seeing "***** - Mobile calling" come up on the screen of my phone, I answered it, and could hear handbag noises (so that narrows down the sex of the person). So I realised what had happened, and followed the same procedure that we do when one of the sparkies doesn't lock their phone in their pocket and ends up phoning us, running off with all their credit and tying up our phoneline for 10 minutes:

1. Shout "Hello! Helloooooooooooooooo! I'm in your phone! Help!"
2. Whistle as loud as possible (which in my case sounded like an asthmatic snake after they've just climbed up a hill).
3. Bash the phone off the desk so the person on the other end hears knocking.
4. Hang up.

Damn phone immediately called me back! And kept calling! And then when I tried to ignore the calls, the voice mail messages started!

So I tried emailing the person in question... which they got, but too late...

In the end, I had to phone THEM... and was greeted by a very cheery (and slightly embarrassed) "Hello!" and several "Sorry"s!

So, *****, if you read this - It was good to hear your voice, and you brightened up my dull afternoon!

The Return Of The Sausage!

Yay! After a gap of about 2 weeks, when it disappeared I know not where, SausageNet Forum is back!

Much yayness!

A Mystery Solved...

... and I can't tell the Sausages about it, because SausageNet is still not working!

A few weeks ago, I'd been hearing our tinpot local radio station, Superstation Orkney, playing a song on the odd ocasion, but never heard them say what it was... and all I could remember was it was a female singer, and one line went "Our love's stronger than any bricks and mortar"...

So I asked on SausageNet Forums, but no one could come up with anything.

Anyway, this morning I happened to be standing right by the radio at work when the song was on, and the DJ actually said the name of the band, the title of the song, and they year it came from (because I didn't know if it was old or new)! So I'm going to go looking for it on iTunes later!

It is Big Sound Authority, and "This House (Is Where Your Love Stands)", from January 1985...

Remember it?

Not A Sausage!

Hey, guys... what's happened SausageNet Forums?

It's nae workin!

Muchos Yayness!

SausageNet's back!

That said, I'm the only person hanging around there right at the moment... feeling like a proper Billy No-Mates.

Come and keep me company, won't you?

Not A Sausage!

My virtual home, SausageNet Forums, has been down for the last 2 - 3 days... which is very depressing, coz it means I actually have to do some work!

The site owner is moving offices or something like that, and said the computer would have to be disconnected for a while, so I'm hoping that's all it is - if any of the other sausages read this and know, maybe they could say yay or nay...

LOL... Edith Bowman on the radio is just talking about what people at work do when their boss isn't there/is on holiday!

Ahem...!