"The fairies only left Orkney when folk stopped seekin' them" - Anonymous Orcadian
"Never be afraid to seek" - Ally

Saturday, December 22, 2007

I Can't Keep It In Any Longer...


I'VE HAD A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUSY DAY... I'M WORKING TOMORROW FROM 12 - 4pm WITH MORE PEOPLE STILL BUYING BLOODY CHRISTMAS STUFF - COME ON, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP SOMETIME!!! JUST HOW FECKING LAST MINUTE CAN YOU MAKE LAST MINUTE?

I'M WORKING CHRISTMAS EVE UP TIL 3pm, AND I'M SICK TO BLOODY DEATH OF THIS FESTIVE CRAP... I JUST WANT IT OVER, SO THAT LIFE CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL, WITH NO MORE ENFORCED CHEERINESS AND PRATS IN SANTA HATS AND BITS OF TINSEL TIED ROUND THEIR PONYTAILS!

THE WORST THING IS THAT EVEN AFTER TUESDAY'S OVER, THERE'S STILL THE BLOODY SALES TO COME... AND SCREEDS OF ADVERTS ALL ADVERTISING "CHEAP" SOFAS AND PACKAGE HOLIDAY DEALS TO TEMPT YOU INTO EVEN MORE DEBT...

HIBERNATING CREATURES HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA... JUST SLEEP UNTIL FEBRUARY.

Right, vent over... now, calm...

At this point I'm going to bugger off and watch something on telly with a pizza, and then sleep until I have to get up tomorrow to work.

I really hate this time of year... not just because of unhappy memories associated with it, but it gets dark so early... and it's bloody freezing coz we're stuck in the middle of a really cold snap. I can hardly feel my fingers as I'm typing...

Right, now I'm going downstairs to where at least there's a peedie heater on warming the room ready for me...

1 comment:

Cheeky said...

HIBERNATING CREATURES Eh...Let the creatures of the night wander through the darkness dripping in the fired flow of death. Let no man send us to sleep before our work is completed on this saddened earth.

Yep it's MEeeeee. Hows me long lost mate ? X