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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Oh, Come On(!)

Jade Goody: The Musical


I can just see it now... some reject from the Essex heats for Pop Idol gets the part... cue a darkened stage, with said bleached blonde caterwauling as the opening curtain rises...

"I'm here on Big Bruva,
I'm a talentless slag...
But give me half a Lambrini,
And I'll show you all me kebab..."

Then there's the finale... a choir of angels singing as Saint Jade ascends into Heaven with a final "Awright, God? Where's the bar?"

Get a grip, people!

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