lol!

Someone has too much time on their hands, methinks!

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This is, of course, tied in with the latest advertising campaign by www.comparethemarket.com. Very funny, and 10 out of 10 for effort on behalf of their IT department!

Now, That CAN'T Be Hygenic!

Viki got up to go through to the kitchen when we were watching tv last night, and when she opened the kitchen door, she laughed and came to get the camera...

This was why:

Yep, that's Minnie... asleep on the chopping board!

I didn't smell her tummy, but I'd bet that it smelt of onions, seeing as that's what I had been chopping about an hour beforehand!

Damn cat is so cheeky... no surface or area of the house is safe - she'll sleep or sit anywhere!

Check out another couple of recent "favourite spots" here.

I Learned Something New The Other Day...

Ducks in Hungary don't say "Quack"... They say...

Horses don't "Neigh", they...

Roosters certainly don't "Cock-a-doodle-doo"... Instead, preferring to...

Dogs don't "Woof", and Pigs don't "Oink"...


Rabbits don't... er... whatever British Rabbits do... (and I don't mean "buzz" either... drag your minds out of the gutter... we'll have no battery-assisted bunnies on THIS blog, thankyouverymuch!)...


Bears (with or without a sore head) don't sha-la-la-la in the woods... They...


Goats (least, I think this is a goat) don't "Meh"... They...

Frogs (fuj!) don't kiss princesses and turn into handsome princes (unfortunately)... and they don't "Croak" either... They...

Sheep don't "Bah"... They...

And finally, Mice don't "Eeek" or "Squeak"... They...

This led me into thinking... What if a British duck was to meet a Hungarian duck? Neither would know what the other one was speaking about!

And what if Viki went a walk to the Peedie Sea to feed the ducks? Would she say "Hàp, hàp" only to be met with blank looks? Or maybe there would be one lonely Hungarian duck stopped off for a rest who would look up with a shocked and quizzical "Hàp?"

Er... I've got too much time on my hands, I think... juj!

In The News Today...

This story has just sickened me so much today:

Aussie Boy Goes On Animal Killing Spree At Zoo

It's disgusting that he can do something like this at SEVEN years of age, and - to all intents and purposes - get off with it, because he's under the age of legal responsibility.

And I read in another story that his brother had already been in trouble for attacking the crocodile some years ago... What the fuck kind of parents do these two sick little freaks have!?

IMO they should all be thrown to the crocodile!

It's true what they are all saying... he clearly is a serial-killer in the making.

The Cat... Er, Dog... Er, Bunny Spot...

Today's offering from the lolcats...

more cat pictures

Nev, Can You Do Me A Favour?

I spent a while of Sunday, cuddled up warm on the sofa, watching back-to-back episodes of "The Zoo" - following day to day life at Auckland Zoo... and I've fallen in love!

I want a Kea!

Next time you spot one, can you grab it and post it to me? Ta!

Yes, I know they're destructive wee buggers, but they're just so cute and clever!