Sitting At My Desk...

... chewing my nuts.

BRAZIL nuts, that is... I'm not THAT flexible (nor am I a hermaphrodite)!

Oh, and not your chocolate-covered ones either, Nev - They're better suited for private chewing... ;^D

It's a slow day today - and the weather's not helping...

EDIT - 20 minutes later...

I've just had a major choking fit over a piece of Cadbury's Caramel that went down the wrong way.... See, chocolate IS bad for your health!

Chocolate... May Contain Nuts...

When I came home last night, there was a card through the letterbox telling me that I had a package to pick up from the Post Office... So I sneaked out of work a bit early tonight and hoofed it down to the P.O. to collect it...

Now, I knew what it was, and who it was from... and I just have one thing to say - I'm really glad that Customs didn't decide to open it!

It was from a certain NZ-er, and written on the Customs label was "Chocolate" - I'm just relieved that it didn't say what shape the chocolate was in...

Let's just say they're representative of a body part... and "nuts" feature in more ways than one! *blush*

Honestly, Nev - how do you expect me to be able to look one of them in the face and nibble it without going scarlet!?


:^D

God, I'm So Bored....

It's quarter past 3... I've been here since 8am - alone since 11am... and I'm fed up...

And I'm feeling desperate and deprived because I don't have any chocolate - and the more I think "Bugger, I've got no chocolate", the more I WANT chocolate!


I've had my sandwich for lunch... I've had a packet of crisps... I've had a cup-a-soup... I've had an orange... and a thing of melon chunks... but I'd rip off my own left arm for chocolate right now!