*Adopts Silly Irish Accent... Rather Badly, It Must Be Said*
Faith an' begorrah... To be sure, tis St Patrick's Day... Hope you has a good'un...
Top o' the mornin' to ye... Guinness... Sheleighlie... Feck... Kiss the Blarney Stone...
Sorry - I'll stop now and go back to my normal Orcadian accent before any leprechauns come round to beat me up (lining up after the girls named India, obviously).
Happy St Patrick's Day, wherever you are, and whether you've got Irish blood in you or not...
