Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Bloody hell... When I started this latest round of The Cheese War with Julie, little did I realise just how low I would have to sink, and the indignities I would have to inflict upon my poor wee blog, just to try to keep up (or should that be down?) to her level...

I'm cringing as I type this... and I hit "pause" on the YouTube clip just as quickly as I could, before the vocal actually started!

Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, for your delectation... I give you (please take him)...

Neil Sedaka and "Calendar Girl"... (Eeek)