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Showing posts with label Nuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nuts. Show all posts

Friday, February 22, 2008

Sitting At My Desk...

... chewing my nuts.

BRAZIL nuts, that is... I'm not THAT flexible (nor am I a hermaphrodite)!


Oh, and not your chocolate-covered ones either, Nev - They're better suited for private chewing... ;^D

It's a slow day today - and the weather's not helping...

EDIT - 20 minutes later...

I've just had a major choking fit over a piece of Cadbury's Caramel that went down the wrong way.... See, chocolate IS bad for your health!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Chocolate... May Contain Nuts...


When I came home last night, there was a card through the letterbox telling me that I had a package to pick up from the Post Office... So I sneaked out of work a bit early tonight and hoofed it down to the P.O. to collect it...

Now, I knew what it was, and who it was from... and I just have one thing to say - I'm really glad that Customs didn't decide to open it!

It was from a certain NZ-er, and written on the Customs label was "Chocolate" - I'm just relieved that it didn't say what shape the chocolate was in...

Let's just say they're representative of a body part... and "nuts" feature in more ways than one! *blush*

Honestly, Nev - how do you expect me to be able to look one of them in the face and nibble it without going scarlet!?


:^D